what if...?

~What if~
● I died: NURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
● I kissed you: Die!
● I fell: Lawl. Okay, I'll help you up.
● I lived next door to you: Get back in this house...
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE ABODE.
● I stole something: THIEF!
● I was murdered: I WILL AVENGE YOU!
● I cried: Wazzz wong
● I asked you to marry me: INCEST!
● I was hospitalized: I'd visit ya everyday, brotha.

~What do you think about my~

● Personality: BOOM SHACKA LACKA!
● Eyes: Magnified by 100
● Hair: Soooooft....
● Family: It's awesome because I'm in it
● Smile: DERP, YOU SILLY GOOSE.

~Would you~

● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? AGH! NO.
● Keep a secret if I told you one? O'course, dear.
● Hold my hand? *pokes your hand experimentally* Eh....
● Study with me? THERE WOULD BE NO STUDYING INVOLVED!
● Cook for me? French toast, countess?
● Love me? LIKE A SON!
● Date me? INCEST!

~Have you ever ~

● Lied to make me feel better? Nawwww.
● Wanted to kiss me? NO.
● Wanted to kill me? Pffff, naw.
● Broke my heart? I'll break yo face.
● Thought I was unbearably annoying? Indeed. XD
● Hated me? No!
● Wanted to tell me something but didn't? Nurp.
● Wondered about my sanity? From time to time... XD
● Wanted to do something to me? EAT YOU!

~More ~

● When and how did we meet? You popped out of my mom and we've been friends ever since.
● Describe me in three words. . . STRANGE LITTLE MONKEY
● What was your first impression of me? Yo small, gurl.
● What do you think of me now? Yo still small.
● What reminds you of me? GIR!
● Could you see us together forever? Sure, brah.
● When's the last time you saw me? A few minutes ago.
● Are you going to re-post this to see what I'd said about you?? Eh. Dunno.